Thanks for the birthday wishes guys :D

I really do appreciate it <3

It’s my birthdaaaayyy πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ

My birthday is tomorrrooooooowwww ~*~*~~*

Sick and tired of you treating me like I’m a helpless idiot. Go fuck off you prick.


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via contra-andcrossbows)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort