fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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