Thanks for the birthday wishes guys :D

I really do appreciate it <3


It’s my birthdaaaayyy πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ


My birthday is tomorrrooooooowwww ~*~*~~*


Sick and tired of you treating me like I’m a helpless idiot. Go fuck off you prick.




tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via contra-andcrossbows)






  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort